IF YOU KISS MY COLLARBONES OR MY NECK I AM YOURS
love the pants austin
I can’t hear you, I’m wearing my jacuzzi suit!
It’s 2014. Why aren’t these real.
I want to get laid and get high and maybe both at the same time
my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.
i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed
this post is one of my best by a landslide